Lol no

mary helping jesus get ready for his bday

my dad refuses to get an iphone because a voicemail from his mom that passed away won’t transfer from an android, so me and my sister put it in a bear. merry christmas dad

jak od dwóch tysięcy lat co roku rodzisz się jako bobas w tej samej stajence, to można już dostać pierdolca :-//

no one: me: so nobody cares that i’m sad as fuck? well i’m letting you know that i’m sad as fuck

me: my mom: because you’re always on that phone me:

10 years later .....

me cause my nigga gives me princess treatment & dubs every bitch who ain't me!! <3