Heard you’re not at geese tonight! I am because I am effortlessly trendy and cool

Discourse around him is so tiring. No, he isn’t slow. No, he isn’t shit away from home. Yeah he might be a knob but who cares? If he can prove he’s sorted his fitness out he’s the first bowler on the team sheet.

Jack Roworth has pulled up to wembley with a short sleeve shirt and gloves like prime aguero with sainsburies own brand baked beans in his back pocket A true patriot.

In ~30 years fat New Yorkers with sidelocks will be running around raping Lebanese villagers and you'll get called an evil Anne-Frank-gassing nazi if you mildly criticize it because some archaeologist dug up a pottery shard with Hebrew inscriptions in the area.

"For the first time in centuries" the Israeli authorities stopped the Roman Catholic cardinal from performing mass on Palm Sunday at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. In hundreds of years of Muslim rule this never happened. I really want to hear Christian zionists now.

Sadly he’s right, if they scrapped it we would never hear the end of it from people who consume football through clips on Twitter and fans who pay thousands of pounds a year and travel thousands of miles to have human experiences would be sacrificed again

HEADED FOR THE OPEN DOORRRRRRRRRRR TELL ME WHAT YOUR WAITING FORRRRR. DPMOOOO

Absolutely cannot wait to watch Sir James Anderson’s Lancashire steamroll Division Two

County Championship is back- maybe everything will be okay!!

JIMMYYYYY! 🙌 Sir James Anderson opens his account for the new season as Harrison feathers behind to Matty Hurst! 20-2 (5.1) 🌹 #RedRoseTogether

The 56th time that James Anderson has taken five wickets in a first-class innings

Why the fuck are Southampton in yellow here, woke nonsense

"Judeo-Christian culture" about *Easter*, except.... Jews don't believe in the resurrection of Jesus. Such nonsense just to hate on Muslims.

Thought I wanted Southampton in the semi but losing that would be too devastating. You take Chelsea and The British Jesse March, beatable but if we lose I won't lay awake at night thinking about it for the rest of my life.

Thanks nobhead Keir Starmer

an "implanted colonial population" is when previously uninhabited islands whose closest land neighbours are the Argentine-occupied indigenous lands of the Aónikenk, the Haush and the Selk'nam are inhabited by British people instead of Spanish people

HASSSS ANYONE SEEN KENT, ESSEX, SUSSEX, SUFFOLK, HERTFORDSHIRE, THE ISLAND OF IRELAND 🦆🦆🦆 CAN YOU HEARRRRRR ME THE ISLAND OF IRELAND, CERTAIN PARTS OF WEST LANCASHIRE, IAN BROWN, THE JIM REAPER, POSH CUNTS CALLED RORY IN SURREY! YOUR BOYS HAVE TAKEN ONE HELLLLLLLL OF A BEATING

Lancashire WIN, Leeds WIN- what an absolutely phenomenal day of sport

Icey⋆⭒˚.⋆ I hate myself and I want to die