95 degrees + 3 hours of pool —> nachos and Green Day Solid progression.

The FTC is now into year 2 with Lina Khan at the helm. I have a new piece in Bloomberg Law Insights looking back on her first year and what to expect going forward. #ftc #fintech news.bloomberglaw.com/antitrust/look…

Read my Bloomberg piece on Lina Khan’s first year, what to expect, and how to prioritize compliance.

Why do children love dip n dots? They are obviously inferior, and have been “ice cream of the future” since I was in elementary school (and loved dip n dots).

#adlaw I wonder what the UDAP compliance standards were for these?

Hey Global Knives UK what’s the deal here? Knife just broke in half while I was cutting an apple

Well hello afternoon commute listen!

Before having kids, I never thought that introducing children to musical theater would solicit questions like, “but why did they eat a priest?”

"Unfair" discrimination has arrived at the FTC. Earlier this week, the FTC announced its first enforcement action using the theory that discrimination also is an "unfair" practice under Section 5 of the FTC Act. Could be a big deal! mayerbrown.com/en/perspective…

Super weird that ftc dropped this early in the morning and didn’t send it’s normal blast email.

Pro Tip: please clear your track changes before printing your complaint to PDF for filing. (This is a subtweet)

The Benoit Blanc bathing dress is so epic.

Excited to dig into Steve Vladeck The Shadow Docket to celebrate the arrival of cabinets!

An underwhelming cover of Panama is the worst.

Also the worst: crazy train intro, only got the band to stop and announce that they can’t play that song.

We all need to do our part.

Read Eugenie's book! The cover alone is reason enough!