But I would 100% slay this. x.com/theonion/statu…

Medicaid in a nutshell.

This one wakes me up every morning with that little nose purring in my face. #BUDDY

Walked up to a bunch of tents in the south end hoping it was free college swag but it was Amy Schumer's movie set. #canistillgetfreefood

Hey thanks #bospoli for handing out ice cream at Upham's Corner today! #Yum #notsurewhy #butsogood

My bodega has a cat. I REPEAT: MY BODEGA HAS A CAT!!! Alternate caption: Come for the Goya,… instagram.com/p/BZPT9f0lBcT/

Today, I purchased Halloween costumes for my cats. Successful day IMO.

Me after a shit long-weekend on call dealing with hospitals that don't care about patients, but only care about headcounts and bed numbers.

If you need me I'll be in the tub eating only things made of real/fake cheese and being extremely cynical until I leave for Italy on Thurs.

Love to win a year of Blue Bikes at Turtle Swamp Brewing ‘s NYE raffle!!

Starting the year off right with an annual #Hubway membership! Congratulations to Cassie and Nah, who won the prize in a raffle benefiting Franklin Park Boston at Turtle Swamp Brewing's NYE party. Don't forget your helmets! #SafetyFirst 😍🚲

!!! x.com/gonumhockey/st…

after tweeting this i received a influx of dog pictures in my mentions. just saying if you want to tweet me back pics of your dogs please don't hold back. i won't complain if my notifications turn into ONLY dog pictures. doggos are way way better than trolls x.com/CaseyNeistat/s…

All of my roommates are extremely wasted on a wednesday thanks to Turtle Swamp Brewing. 👌🏻🍺 #thisisgreat

Update: my roommate just sat on my other roommate’s pizza... It is still getting eaten.

Needless to say the most important thing to immediately happen was updating said roommate’s name to “Pizza Ass” in the house group chat. 👌🏻🍕🍑

Living my best high school AP French life in Montreal...which means I am understanding nothing and speaking only English.

Look at this festival that’s happening right in front of my porch. 🎉 #wakeuptheearth #spontaneouscelebrations