This would be awesome! Picture Clark Griswold wearing NODs and wandering cluelessly through cartel violence.

My sisters husband died of a heart attack yesterday. At 43 years old. Life is not guaranteed so don’t live it like it is.

Happy National Dress in Blue Day! Why do we have so many “national days” of whatever? But at least they give Lafe Long a great base for some stunning AI artwork.

Candace Owens is an alien. x.com/cattucks1775/s…

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Trolls are the Spam of the internet. Except I like Spam.

Being democratic is not enough, a majority cannot turn what is wrong into right. In order to be considered truly free, countries must also have a deep love of liberty and an abiding respect for the rule of law.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you... Hi, I’m a 1,400 pound draft cross horse that’s terrified of emus.

Fuck the leaker. To the sniveling, sociopathic Judas who slithered from the fetid bowels of the deep-state bureaucracy and leaked the exact grid coordinates of our downed F-15E Weapons Systems Officer to Iranian Quds filth…hear this with crystal clarity: President Trump is

Bill and Hillary Clinton airport…I am inside you. Gross…

“The obstacle is the way — unless the obstacle is her asking you to assemble IKEA furniture. Then the obstacle is Swedish engineering and your crumbling masculinity.” – Crispus Aurelius

“You have power over your mind, not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. Especially when she asks, ‘Does this make me look fat?’ and the only correct answer is ‘No, my love, you are a goddess.’” – Crispus Aurelius

Probably exactly right. D: “Get out of the race” Swalwell: “No” D: “Ok you’re out.”