I’m not pregnant anymore, but I still have to sleep with a pillow between my legs🤷🏼‍♀️

Both babies are asleep & I’m wide awake. WHY 😅

Trying to find a camper that will fit our needs/wants is kind of impossible 🙃😭

Paityns been up since 2:00 🙃

I don’t go anywhere, yet I still managed to get sick 😷 😩

I wish I could fall asleep as fast as my husband does 🙃😴

We are taking Paityn to great wolf next week, and I’m so excited 😀🤩

Wish I was a dad for just one day 🙃

Paityns wardrobe is 20x better than mine 😅🤦🏼‍♀️

Forever trying to talk parker into the truck I want. 🙃

It must suck to be as miserable as you are.

Wish we could find a job at home that actually paid good🙃

Love that we live somewhere; where Paityn can be on the back deck butt naked😂 #pottytraining

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on.. Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

THEY WANT US TO STAY INSIDE ANOTHER 30 DAYS BECAUSE YOU FUCKERS WONT STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND GOING PLACES. STAY THE FUCK INSIDE.

Trying to convince parker to have 1 more baby in the near future. He’s not going for it 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Someone buy my camper 😩

Savings: $9,300.00 Checking: $525.63 Me: “im broke” only some will understand

My phones almost paid off... Paityn decided to throw it in the pool.. now my camera won’t work. Was excited that I was actually gonna get a phone paid off before I broke it. Guess not 🤷🏼‍♀️😭

I won’t think twice about pulling a gun on your ass 🤷🏼‍♀️ a bunch of crazies 🤦🏼‍♀️