Dear Elon, please, I don’t want to go to jail if I have to listen to these thoughts.

Actual I’m the beneficiary so this could work in my favor 👀

Anyone know of countries that don’t extradite?

Can you at least try to be funny so that I can have something to respond to?

And? Your point being?

Awe! you were so close to being relevant.

Well someone’s gotta make money while you go to balls

I hope everyone has a great night except for all the people who came up to 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 at the governors ball and told him they “knew him from Twitter.” I have heard about this 4x now. We gotta bring this ego down to approximately 5’2”

SORRY I’ve been working to support you and haven’t had time.

Happy made up holiday to you too

1. I know you’re not 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟 he’s not this funny 2. Where did you get this picture of him? He looks like Abe Lincoln

Things come up when you google him. Lol nice

Glad you took my advice and stood to the side of the chair so we could see you.

Thanks for accepting my award, but they spelled my name wrong.

Instead of roasting we are toasting. You get one whole day enjoy it. Happy birthday 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟

The amount of wrong in this statement is unmatched

Are the 100% of people just you saying this to yourself in the mirror as a daily affirmation?

The best part was when said wheel showed up and it was one TINY SLICE 😂