got trusted to lock up the building today and nothing caught fire - maybe I won’t actually be awful at manager😶

my life on 45 hour weeks is me sitting in bed after a 10 hour shift ordering my too good to go for the next day and being excited to pick it up all shift

the pussyo meme but with me saying cba

going to absolutely smash through a Chinese in 1.5 hours

a drag queen just told me i’m gorgeous; my night is made x

Day 2 of 5 and my voice is already leaving me </3 bring on alton towers pleaseeeee

not my uber pointing out a drug deal in disgust to me when i’m sat here knowing full well I have a 3.5 ponging out my backpack

my uber just called me sister, don’t mind me just crusin with my bestie x

Liz calling out Zach on his own show is exactly the energy I live by

Carry my coffin down the aisle to the victorious theme song x

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace concept art by Iain McCaig

no wonder I've been feeling sad for the past week, it's fucking aquarius season 🙄

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that I mean the one fic that was abandoned before it was finished, subsequently ruining their life

Just want a teeny tiny ice pack I can put in my mouth instead of this big fuck off mammoth SACK I have to lodge into my neck just to hit the spot

I used to love this song…

me 🤝 absolutely no sleeping pattern whatsoever :)))))