Thank fvcking God for that doughnut.

Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face

Got up to grab her some breakfast before she woke up This is what she texts me while I’m in line for her food 😭😂

I'm never opening my heart up to anyone ever again.

that he was only kidding. I left the room and brought back one grape popsicle and two orange popsicles. This dad's face LIT UP and he thanked me with the biggest smile. Working in peds, parents are your patients too and they absolutely deserve compassion and popsicles.

It might be time to bring this one back..

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?

she pissed me off today

My daughter wanted to go to the park and I really didn’t feel like it so she said “you could bring your new book and sit in the sun” and now we’re at the park

aaaaand now i’m blocked hahahahahahahaha

I can’t

@96pitseleh so cringe

I’ll call it X when Elon starts calling his daughter Vivian

bad news for people who aren't autistic but just "happen to have a lot of autistic friends"