Jerry plotline: this girl I’ve been seeing is beautiful, but she chews with her mouth open Kramer plotline:

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the fact that every apartment unit on my street has a porch except for mine will be the death of me.

As a passenger in a cab I should not be the sole person responsible for giving directions…I’m not driving for a reason

was enjoying the hell out of fall/winter weather and then remembered im only having fun because the clocks haven’t gone back yet

Being a 100% WFH employee means you let the Jehovah’s Witnesses read you a bible verse for some face to face human interaction

smoked a bowl and now i can’t stop thinking about mount rushmore… like why did they do that…

Elmo’s dad is a bum fr

[bene gesserit voice] come on Eileen!

I think about this video once a week

Vampire weekend x Paris Hilton

selling furniture on FB Marketplace without dimensions is CHAOTIC EVIL!!!

Niall!

Why am I CRYING????

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happy father’s day to them

2 out of 3 judges on America’s Kidz Got Singing will now have played Mary Todd Lincoln…John McEnroe, get your curls ready.