In case you weren’t paying attention, the St. Louis Cardinals have one FIVE GAMES IN A ROW! The rally necklace is working and I am so proud of these guys for turning it up a notch. Let’s keep it rolling tonight in Washington!

Daily stats, 1 hour working, 4 people talked to, 1 sale , 1 20 min convo about how I’m a piece of shit and lucky I’m not in jail. #bully #canttouchme

We’re back… #femalecountryfriday

I’m not saying depression isn’t real, just that I feel like country concert tickets and a couple ice cold coors lights seem like they would solve pretty much all of your problems. #honkytonk

If my future wife cheated on me with Zach Top probably just have to give her a high five tbh

#femalecountryfriday gettin me locked in for LTB weekend.

Rockin no left blinker this week. The people driving behind me don’t seem to find it as fun and adventurous as I do for some reason. #peculiar

Happy 3000 strikeouts to the Cardinals first born son. #whosurdaddy

Bank account in danger. Just dropped $50 on golf balls cause they’re American. #kaw #freeaintwhatyoupay

Sometimes I think planet fitness gets undeserved hate. Other days I go to piss and see that butt ass naked Nelly has beaten me to the urinals. #cheeksout #judgementfreezone

I need it right now.

Is there a worse feeling than running the dryer 3 times and then thinking your sheets are finally going to be dry enough to go to bed at 1:20 am and them still being soaked? #needsleep #bedwetitself

It might be time to panic in Austin.

Arch Manning waves goodbye to Oklahoma fans in the Red River Shootout

The Red River runs ORANGE! Texas has NEVER lost to Oklahoma as a member of the SEC. Texas ABSOLUTELY OWNS Oklahoma.

Who’s ur daddy BlowU?

Mood rn

Don’t mind me retweeting every Texas post possible. I’m just a fan who’s experiencing joy for the first time this season.

Where is the nearest brick wall? #runthroughit

This has to be one of the most impressive stats I’ve ever seen.