Kamala Harris IS brat

me when i

Nesmith I wasn’t aware of your game sir

TYRESE HALIBURTON NO WAY

my boyfriend is trying to gaslight me into thinking there is a fourth stooge

Just passed my old cobbler in Austin, Texas… miss his ass…

coworker told me I was “the best female ping pong player he’s ever encountered”

Does the NBA allow 5’3 thick Latinas to be sweat mopper uppers just curious

lost $60 in Atlantic City but my Life is still High

does anyone wanna listen to my first soundcloud dj mix of electronica/house/dance music or is everyone mad at me on.soundcloud.com/LSyxXgr9dH6Oow…

just caught a glimpse of myself with a lil spaghetti sauce stain around my lips and got suuuuuuch an ick

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

Charlie Kirk: dead ✅ Phillies: destroying the Mets ✅ My ass: fat ✅

Wait I don’t want to go to bed tonight cuz then I’ll have to stop looking at my phone !!!!!

It’s amazing to me that he’s the worst part of his self-titled show

If you’ve sifted through the T-shirt section of any thrift store you’ve come across this exact shirt at least once, and in my case, 30+ times. Genuinely one of the most over-produced and over-donated items around.

when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self