Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy. Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?

A croissant sounds great rn.

Wordle 291 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Have you ever seen a skateboarding dog that wasn’t a bulldog?

Thinking about the 7th grade career test that told me I should’ve been a farmer… and damn I should’ve leaned into that.

Where does the “hip hip” in “hip hip hooray” come from?

Know when it’s ur first time seeing a restaurant in person after ordering Uber eats from it a million times? And ur like oHHhHhhhhh that’s what you look like, huh?

Window shopping but on Uber Eats

currently dreaming of becoming viral on tiktok for experiencing a real life blooper

Why do all chiropractors look the same?

am i bad at school or is school set up in a way where only certain types of learners can excel, leaving the rest of us behind desperately trying to find a way to not stay behind just to end up retaking a class? im probably just bad at school.

do you think elon musk will agree to be my sugar daddy? and when he is, should i call him Musky/Muskie or is that too much too soon?

a grave mistake was made with my last tweet, sug@r d@ddy twitter is well and alive

Being an adult is a scam Please try to change my mind

If u ever wanna make me cry either cheat on me or show me an America’s Got Talent Golden Buzzer Video

i…..

objection

Bridgerton is just Euphoria for straight people

you ask people who use to watch Pretty Little Liars to explain the show and they freeze every time

Ryan Gosling in #BARBIE is the yassification we didn’t know we needed.