That toe nail meme is making me puke every time I see it... #makeitstop #feetaregross

i got arrested and my whole family got my mugshot on t shirts for christmas..

"Your time and energy are precious because YOU are precious." - Kate Northrup > bit.ly/2sIZviR

I just teared up at a T-Mobile commercial...

I didn’t even watch this season of The Bachelor but I’m #TeamDemi if we are choosing sides

.@JonahNRO on humanitarian crisis at the border: “President Trump has been wanting to message the crisis at the border as basically a scene from a Chuck Norris movie where the people are coming in to, you know, rape and pillage the country”

Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about

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Game 7! Let’s do this!!! #NHL #StanleyCup Jenna Fischer

We're sad that NBC has decided to take The Office back for its own streaming platform — but members can binge watch the show to their hearts' content ad-free on Netflix until January 2021

WHY do baby clothes have to be so cute?

Today my carelessness made someone late for work. He could lose his job, his home. Sir, if you're reading this, I can't replace the extra .74 seconds you sat at that green light, but your honk--still echoing in my soul--serves as a harsh reminder that my actions have consequences

Pro tip: Don't look for matching family PJ's two weeks before xmas.. There won't be any left!

That really got away from the Texans.

I just cut the cord on cable. This might be the happiest day of my life!

I still find it very creepy that my phone gives me suggestions on who to call based on my call history and what the estimated time to get to a destination is based on my location history. Does anyone actually find his feature helpful?

gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this

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