Me when I can hear people chewing:

The cat lmao

Being an older sister is great until you have to decide whether to be the “cool” older sister or act like your mom.

yeah I’ll dress up and go to a nice dinner but I’m bringing sweats to change into for the ride home

“Do you know how to cook?” “Yeah i used to cook eggs all the time”

ur kindness also needs boundaries.

“Does it snow there?” “…yeah….do you know where Maine is?” “No”

Nothing makes me happier than everyone telling me how good my salon looks. I’ve literally put my all into having the best of the best & i won’t settle for anything less 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

my sis & i decided to meal prep & she says “do i have to like cook it or are you going to” ………………………..🫠

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when i start to annoy Dalton he says “just take a nap” in the most gentle way lol

“im busy tonight” me being busy:

periodddddd

y’all wild

Idk this sends me every time

Protecting your energy is not a crime, I’m going where I’m celebrated not tolerated

Go through mountain valley bank drive thru and Wendy’s drive thru if you wanna experience the worst customer service in town!!!