Carlito wants you all to know, that next year is gonna be cool for Carlito. He wants everyone else to make their New Year’s Resolution to be that they are going to be cool like Carlito.

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It’s New Years, and Carlito wants nothing more than for everyone to be cool this year. If that’ll happen, than this year will be cool. Carlito also sets out to win more titles this year…and gain the respect he deserves.

You guys must be thinking, “Man, how is that Carlito so cool?”.

Carlito hopes Miz doesn't die to Undertaker, Carlito wants to beat up Miz himself.

When Carlito debuts in SAW…you better be cool. Cool like me, Carlito…Caribbean…Cool.

Carlito is dominant.

First match on Smackdown, won a title. First match on RAW, won a title. Carlito is just too cool.

Best return of the 21st century. Maybe even…ever.

This is why the McMahon family aren’t cool.

It’s Carlito’s birthday today! Carlito will guarantee that his birthday will be cool. So everyone, wish me a happy birthday or you’re not cool.

I have a question. Who is the future intercontinental champion? I am! I am the man who is going to embarrass the Undertaker at SAWMania. I am Triple H, I am The Game. The Undertaker is a disgrace to @rollins_company, and when I win, there won't be a rematch.

Not one of my best tag teams…

Carlito can do anything.

Ladies and Gentlemen Carlito’s back…

“Easy.”

"Pathetic? Yeah right, Carlito is not pathetic, he's cool...unlike you."