I'm here to restore class in ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.). They have talent like @TheStarOfThe90s who has no respect for anybody but themselves.

You have no class compared to the likes of The Blueblood, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

You have no civility or class, and neither does anybody else in ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.), and I'm here to fix that. Are you even listening? Of course, you aren't. You don't even understand the words coming out of my mouth, do you?

Yes! Somebody with class! What is your name, young aristocrat in the making?

How typical, spoken like a true idiot with no civility or respect.

Anything is an easy walk in the park for bluebloods like me. Talent flows through my bloodline, and I have the talent required to make it to the top. You see, I'm not like those poor class-less idiots roaming around in evw.

Tacky? My uniform was designed by the richest designers in all of France. And don't compare me to that exuberant cheerleader ever again.

I have more talent than everybody in evw. Not you, nor Shawn Michaels could even go one on one with The Blueblood and win. You couldn't beat me even if you tried. Do you even have what it takes to get in the ring with me?

At this point in time, Hunter Hearst Helmsley could eliminate both you and Mr Michaels at the same time in the ring. The final outcome would be a Pedigree, and then One, Two, and then Three. And of course you'd rather face him. You both have no technique or talent.

You really have depreciated in value over the years, John. All those years of being around these class-less idiots has really changed you. Then again, you're from Massachusetts. Nobody there has any respect for anybody but themselves.

Connecticut is the richest state in the United States of America for a reason. It's the home of well-educated gentlemen like me. Massachusetts is filled with ignorant halfwits like you.

Or what? What could you possibly do to me, John? Can you even fathom who you're talking to right now? I'm a descendant of the blueblood bloodline. I am an aristocrat, and you're from a state filled with unintelligent idiots like you.

You're lucky I'm in a good mood tonight. A blue blood bloodline is a bloodline of very wealthy people. I come from a bloodline with more worth than your bloodline.

How so? What can you not fathom.

What doesn't make sense to you is what I'm asking. Of course, you couldn't understand that. Nobody from Massachusetts understands simple sentences.

I don't need any of you disgusting obtuse morons. I'm wealthy, and I'm set for life. I don't need to wrestle. I'm only here to bring class to an otherwise disgusting place with morons, and peasants.

Listen here, you Buffoon. That isn't my name. Get my last name right, it's not Helmslin! But of course, you wouldn't understand that. You're too ignorant and foolish to remember simple things.

Thank you for asking, kind gentleman. My name is Hunter Hearst Helms-

Oh, how classless of you! If you believe you're really as talented as Hunter Hearst Helmsley, then why don't you face me in ELITE VIRTUAL WRESTLING COMPANY (PARODY/ROLEPLAY.)? Or do you not have the guts to face off with a gentleman and blueblood like me?

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