you're telling me a chef fried this rice?

nothing quite as suburban socal coded as driving five minutes from your house to get carne asade fries and boba

why do i like house music

still thinking about the time my dad made shrimp fried rice and i made the joke and neither my parents understood what i said

the costco fandom is the most benevolent form of american excess and consumerism

IT's so over but WE're so back? smh take some responsibility

whenever a barista asks me what kind of milk i want i get confused and stare at them blankly before saying "...cow"

taco beli

I’ve entered my crossword phase 30 years earlier than planned

eyes are just holes for light

normal, well-adjusted people: i'm making this recipe from scratch me: i'm going to derive this dish from first principles

why do pharmacies have a pharmacy area shouldn’t the entire place be a pharmacy?

if people like cold pizza so much why aren't there restaurants that serve pizza cold?

funny how "foamer" is used for train nerds when it could describe an unhinged fan of anything and everything

attorney at law? what else would you be an attorney at?

if you asked a barista for “chai tea” you’d expect something different from if you just asked for “tea” but not for “chai”

Do Dogs Smile Because They're Happy Or Because They've Been Bred Such That Their Facial Muscles Leave Them No Other Choice

goodreads... letterboxd... beli...

if you think about it, sonic the hedgehog is actually a game about transportation