Happy New Year Cuties 😘 🥂

Why tf is it whenever there’s mutual attraction, they’re either miless away or already seeing someone?!? 🥲

First (outdoor) run in over a year and my ankles are cryinggggg 🏃🏽

Messaged my manager ‘I’m wfh this week’ - now I patiently wait to get shout at after being off for 3 weeks 😗

-6 degrees?!? Cancelling ALL my outside plans for the week even going into work 😭

So we all agree that ‘Heated Rivalry’ is straight up p*rn with a bit more dialogue right?!?

Despite what I said- I love this show and it’s fu*!ing brilliant 😭

Talking on the phone on public transport should be banned 😡 I don’t wanna hear your f*ck!ng conversations!!

Can I get a man to load and unload my weights? Thanks 🙏🏽

WFH self care day- (cause the bottom layer does not want to stay on my beard)

So like- what’s the opposite of a gangb@ng?

These days my ‘healthy’ diet food just looks like things I’d feed my dog 😕

Moira is actually gone this time 😭 Forever an icon

🎈 Balloons on the timeline 🎈 27 but I feel like 70

Sorry idk but you can’t really claim you’re ’happily partnered or married’ and you’re on Grindr looking 😭

Wet or sweat?

I’m just constantly tired these days- is this 27?