PUB TRIVIA NIGHT YEAAAAAAAH (ft. new jacket I got which I liked)

A total of ZERO film questions asked tonight… FUCK THIS BAR!!!

Damn I’m basically the grinch compared to all my oomfs 💀

Perfect spot for da baby

Learnt today that there exists a man whose name is an anagram of Ethan Coen with what might be the worst directing filmography of all time

I fell asleep after posting this, what the FUCK. Always the most random hit tweets I get I swear

You know you’re a cinephile when you’ve watched a lot of movies, but it feels like you haven’t watched a lot of movies

Everything I hear about Michael makes it sounds like “Jingling Keys In Front Of A Baby: The Movie”

Incorporating Mario Kart time trial ghosts in your film to tell an emotional backstory proves the Wachowskis are the coolest directors alive

Why is everyone in the quotes being so fucking rude? Just because I said something looks cool? Grow up

“For too long, the sun has risen and set on New Yorkers living in apartments without reliable heat”

How this month felt as a SpeedRacer fan

All consistently great films, I’ll take it!

Fellas, what’s the perfect movie to watch when you’re hungover the next morning after a night out?

Reinventing Nazi Aryanism from first principles but make it woke. Do you hear yourself???

#NowSeated in the cinema for a double feature. First time watching both!