I hate watching apocalyptic shows and someone meets another survivor and they’re so mean. I would be so nice. maybe that’s why i’d get smoked mad early and used as fish bait

Concept: Hunger Games On Ice

the nhs is going to cut my arms off #confirmed

I love clocking adults who didn’t get enough tummy time as a baby

under my dictatorship anyone who uses "im just a girl" will be executed in the town square

mum made a brow appt on the day of my neurophysiology appt therefore I need to “wrap it up quickly” ok queen

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

Neurophisiology appt moodboard #frog

Studies have shown that Hi

Spending my 28th birthday the way God intended (scrolling through James Hong’s filmography on Wikipedia)

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

shooting lasagna sheets out of one of these bad boys #tuesday

I don’t understand the boldness of putting a reform sign outside your house like?? Ok be expecting a brick through your window expeditiously

I believe with the upmost conviction that the difference between tortoises and turtles should be taught mandatorily between the ages of 5-10 globally.

You know a lot of childcare experts call this stage the Terrible Twenty Eights

Same shit different dog. Idk why I bother.

RIP Baroness Thatcher .x