Capt AJ Plitzuweit (@captplitz) 's Twitter Profile
Capt AJ Plitzuweit

@captplitz

Parody. The real AJ Plitzuweit is too busy balling to run this account.

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calendar_today28-09-2018 16:35:33

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Dear Mother, We have made camp in rabbit territory. Newspaper men give us little chance in battle with them. Their doubt will be our motivation. We attack soon. -AJ

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Dear Mother, We received emergency orders and have marched to Grand Forks, North Dakota territory. Battle will commence soon. We long for victory. -AJ

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Dear Mother, The men were attacked by pioneer men last evening. I am happy to report that that attack was thwarted and victory was ours. Maverick men now approach from the south. Confidence builds amongst the men. We are ready. -AJ

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Dear Mother, The Omaha men were dispatched with little trouble. Another victory secured. We are eager to continue and await orders. -AJ

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Dear Mother, We have marched east to Illinois. We will attack the leather necked ones this evening. May we taste victory once again. -AJ

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Dear Mother, We have marched to Minnesota- St Paul via Macomb, Illinois. Perhaps our unconventional route will catch Tom off guard? -AJ

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Dear Mother, The men fought wonderfully and wet e able to secure victory in St Paul. There is little time to celebrate however as we retrace our steps and head back south. -AJ

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Dear Mother, Our long strange march reached Macomb again. The men battled bravely and with great determination. I am most proud to report victory! The journey home shall be a joyous one! -AJ

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Dear Mother, The men from Brookings approach. Newspaper men say they have not tasted defeat in some time. Perhaps it is time. -AJ

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Dear Mother, After a mighty battle, we fell in defeat. There is little time to dwell however as we must march north to Fargo. -AJ

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Dear Mother, We have made camp in Kansas City. Battle ensues tomorrow. The campaign draws near an end. We intend to finish with victories before the battle at the Falls. -AJ

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Dear Mother, After a victorious march to Oklahoma we have turned north. The Falls is our destination. Many have already predicted the outcome. I say let it be decided in battle. -AJ

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Dear Mother, With the campaign ended, winds of change have blown over camp. Gen Peterson has been appointed to lead us in the upcoming campaign. I look forward to returning to battle. -AJ