If you are born in the state of Utah you actually get the Tanooki Suit power from Mario 3 built-in

Hiiii Girls practice from The Arbatel Bruh Girls practice from The Lesser Key of Solomon

With Just A Few Almonds

How many steaks do I need to eat in a day to be considered a Masculinomenon

You either die Jamiroquai or live long enough to become Maroon 5

Fire Ant Haiku: Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Fire Ants Dire Ants Fire

Moo Deng Clan is this anything?

Saying “Home” by Edward Sharpe is a bad song because it’s the stomp-clap blueprint is like saying Rage Against The Machine is bad because Staind exists

Breaking: Trump threatens to “Sour The Cloud” by uploading a 9000 foot PNG of a Lemon Lime to The World’s Internet Supply

The Rapture happened but only Gwar went