Sharpshooter. ֜ NOT @ImKingKota. ֙
@captaintoking
All those that lined up before me to either try their hand at usurping my throne or to unfortunately see me fail, will be the first pawns I knock down. parody.
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Take cover immediately. ꕑ NOT @Jade_Cargill.
@stormsurgeahead
Predicting the weather for the foreseeable future is hardly worth the effort compared to the category five storm that’s headed straight for your area. parody.
Meaner than my demons. ៚ NOT @FinnBalor.
@aimnevermisses
Beyond the realm of darkness lies more than just your fears, but something far more sinister that not even the most valiant of beings could face alone. parody.
Been through fire. ᛝ NOT @CodyRhodes.
@namemeanslegacy
Driven by purpose, defined by perseverance, and bound by nothing. Each step forward writes a new chapter in a story worth remembering. ╱ Parody of @CodyRhodes.
Visionary. ៚ NOT @WWERollins.
@leteveryonesing
While a prophet’s voice is meant to be heard, it’s the melody that follows behind me that serves as a true guide for those in need of greater salvation. parody.
Reap what you sow. ៚ NOT @Aleister_Blxck.
@notgoodnotevil
Crossing the threshold of no return comes with a risk, especially if death himself isn’t lurking too far behind to take yet another lifeless soul. parody.
Hell's still frozen. 「@CMPunk parody」
@clobberoclock
Basically, a stark contrast to the all-American fresh-faced “drink your milk, kids!” kiss-ass you’re used to seeing. ✶ Not affiliated with @CMPunk whatsoever.
Look now and never forget!「@MariahMayx parody 」
@gritmeetglamour
I’m the one they all came to see because I’m the sparkle in the spotlight—the diamond in a sea of cubic zirconias. ♡ Not affiliated with @MariahMayx whatsoever.
Laying down the yeehaw. 〢 NOT @FallonHenleyWWE
@rodeuptohoedown
parody of @FallonHenleyWWE
Nexxt Top Role Model. 〢 NOT @MaxxineDupri
@beautyisbrutal
Look aren’t everything, they’re the only thing. | parody of @MaxxineDupri
퐁
@aoirseu
Rhinestone cowboy. 𓍯 Not hangmanpage, on Bluesky.
@realcowboyshit
People aren’t born cowboys, they become them. After all, courage is about being scared to death.. and saddling up anyway. 𓃗 Parody of hangmanpage, on Bluesky.
Cultivate the mind. 〢 NOT @izzi_wwe
@beingmeaintizzi
| parody of @izzi_wwe
Praying on your downfall. 𖤇 NOT @DMcIntyreWWE.
@wreckyourdreams
Those brave enough to place their fate in my hands, quickly learn that no amount of prayer can save them from what may come next.┊@DMcIntyreWWE parody.
NOT @CodyRhodes.
@dreamcarriedout
Regardless of the hardships thrown in my way, I’ve always set out to prove not just to myself, but to those around me that I’ll rise to every occasion. parody.
𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓻 first forever.「@MsCharlotteWWE parody 」
@queendombound
There’s a difference between being given and born into an opportunity. You beg for moments—I am the moment. 🜲 Not affiliated with @MsCharlotteWWE whatsoever.
Getting what's mine. 𖥜 NOT @_trickwilliams.
@itstrickytobeme
Many superstars and legends alike have learned that testing me is the fastest way to get sent home with a size-fifteen attachment. 〆 @_trickwilliams parody.
The EST. 𓇽 NOT @BiancaBelairWWE.
@sealedwithmwah
Bel Air 46:9 — Beware of thy Braid, for it won’t hesitate to whip a ho’. Dare not believe, prepare to grieve. All nonbelievers shan’t walk free. | PARODY.
Incomparable. ៚ NOT @WWERomanReigns.
@abovemeremen
Ascending to certain levels that the average man is simply incapable of reaching with ease should be more than a testament to my capabilities. parody.
Lina Fanene
@linafanene
Living my life 💜
The goddess in me. 〢 NOT @mandysacs
@sensualitysells
I love myself, it's not a sin. | EST. 2019 | parody of @mandysacs
Will I find salvation? ࿈ @bronbreakkerwwe is real.
@letofftheleash
When you hear those dogs bark, you need to be sure to read the sign; beware of them. So long as the sign is up, it’s your funeral. ࿅ Parody of @bronbreakkerwwe.
The price went up. 𖥜 NOT @MontezFordWWE.
@fillupmysolocup
There’s never been an exact moment where I’ve stopped counting my blessings, up until the very moment someone is in need for smoke. 〆 @MontezFordWWE parody.
NOT @WWE.
@indeedwwe
| Raw: Mondays at 8ET/5PT on Netflix | NXT: Tuesdays at 8ET/7CT on The CW | SmackDown: Fridays at 8ET/7CT on USA Network | PARODY.
Embracing the darkness. ꕑ NOT @izzi_wwe.
@bizzibeingreal
Those that never stand the chance to become anything other than the weakest link will be the first ones to learn how they’re deserving of being culled. parody.
In seventh heaven. 『 @CMPunk imitation 』
@noroomforfear
Guns 'n bullets savvy. ⌖ NOT GabeKidd0115.
@madderthanaerys
Pipeline for relishing danger in upbringing, step out the grueling dojo, caution personified. No warning tape could confine such threat. ╱ @GabeKidd0115 parody.
Watch and learn. 𖢛 NOT @roxanne_wwe
@glorifymyglory
Everything I’ve achieved can’t be called into question, not when all of the legends I once admired are lining up outside my door to fittingly praise me. parody.
All vices are virtues. 𖢛 NOT @lolavicewwe.
@trytofeelmyheat
Regardless of whatever time of the month seasons have a tendency to change, this is a form of unavoidable warmth that lasts throughout the entire year. parody.
Cut above the rest. ᭪ NOT @wwe_kaiser.
@rankmenumberone
In a world where people often strive to be mediocre, it should come as a shock to absolutely no one that some of us are simply born to be excellent. parody.
ℛ. NOT @Reese10Angel.
@herbucketsrare
I mastered all the fundamentals so I can forget them, so I can improvise and just concentrate on what really matters: getting buckets. parody.
#TiffyMania. 𐚁 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe.
@lifeindollform
In a room full of wannabes, you’re looking at an original. It’s nearly impossible to duplicate the cunt-coded aura this woman has. She’s flawless! — parody.
The hands of fa͟t͟e. ⚑ @Obaofwwe parody account.
@backedbydestiny
At some point the option to lead no longer remains an option; and is instead, a necessity. So next time you doubt him? Think over his will. ✑ @Obaofwwe parody.
Behind this mask of hate. 𒌐 NOT @RandyOrton.
@killernowlegend
For those who willingly try to provoke me where there’s no warning rattle; I carry the most three destructive letters in all of professional wrestling. parody.
Solid beyond belief. 𖥜 NOT @NoamDar.
@hitmyfunkymusic
┊@NoamDar parody.
Luck is for losers. 𒌐 NOT @CMPunk.
@onclobbertime
The entire world can claim themselves to be the 'best in the world' but in reality, there's only one man who fits that narrative perfectly. parody.
Owning the spotlight. ֜ NOT @tiffstrattonwwe. ֙
@madefrommattel
Quickly take note of what it is you lack when you find yourself in my orbit, it’s important to know that everything in the universe revolves around me. parody.
The heartbreak kid. 𖥜 NOT @WWERollins.
@mysongneverends
Locating the perfect chorus was simply just a miniature inquiry needed to help usher multitudes of our mankind to encompass utter elation. 〆 @WWERollins parody.
𝐒nap a pic, it’ll last longer.
@nevercamerashy
It's best to have the red carpet on standby in the presence of unadultered star power. After all, the lead role belongs to one man and one man only. PARODY.
Watch your step. ֜ NOT @TheTrinity_Fatu. ֙
@lightsoffglowon
If you’re bold enough to follow the caution tape even after the warnings, you may just find me along the way; or perhaps another body outlined in chalk. parody.
Siente mi calor. 𐀔 NOT @lolavicewwe.
@myfistdontlie
Knowing how hot I am doesn’t just imply that you’ll feel my warmth; it also implies that you’ll be trapped in a situation from which you can’t escape. parody.
Fresh out of water. ֜ NOT @SolRucaWWE. ֙
@allheartallsol
If you happen to spot a wave that will surely drown you and all the flotation devices you’ve procured are gone, my best advice is to always hang ten. parody.
Making it rain threes. 𖥜 NOT @Carmelo_WWE.
@goldfilledveins
The buzzer could be sounding off within the next few seconds, but I can still pull from downtown with ease despite all my adversities. 〆 @Carmelo_WWE parody.
Savor the forbidden apple. 𖧂 NOT @AlexaBliss_WWE.
@thengoaskalice
Altering my past is unfeasible, but reminiscing on it is not. I lost myself. With reassurance, I regained my balance, and I’ve truly found myself. 𖤐 parody.
All brains all beauty.
@calculatemyodds
@2KEIsLive e-fed parody. @kianajames_wwe commentary account.
I know about popular. 𐙚 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe.
@labelmeasspoilt
@tiffstrattonwwe is in a league of her own, she doesn't lack anything—unlike the basics. Gloss poppin', nails shinnin'. Livin' proof that money buys happiness.
Playing the cards right. 𖥜 NOT @CMPunk.
@lastrebelleft
Growing accustomed to a substantial quantity of naysayers stands as a reminder that my name will invariably trend worldwide. 〆 @CMPunk parody.
Asking for trouble. 𖥜 NOT @FinnBalor.
@hellshallcome
〆 @FinnBalor parody.
Naughty by nature. 𖥜 NOT @tehutimiles.
@statuspeakedout
Those who willingly find themselves matching my energy eventually come to find out that my reputation of playing the field precedes me. 〆 @tehutimiles parody.
Dopamine-serotonin synergism. ⌥ NOT @OfficialEgo.
@upsideyourfrown
Clever as Devil. Thrice cunning, danger never came across as happily. A single bad day can reduce the sane. No lunacy here, he’s sublime. ㋡ @OfficialEgo parody.
On my worst behaviour. 𐦍 NOT @ImKingKota.
@decodethescript
She knows that the voices in her head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are awesome. ♔︎ NOT @ImKingKota, commentary purposes only.
Stand up and salute to me. જ NOT @ImChelseaGreen.
@nameseeninlight
Can you hear those cameras clicking and see those flashing lights illuminating the sky? This can only mean a certain Hot Mess is in your presence. PARODY
𝕿̲𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲. ᭪ NOT @StephenCurry30.
@rangehasnolimit
Most people won’t see your worth until you break through every barrier they tried to box you in and make your name impossible to ignore.┊No affiliation.
Blessed with a curse. ࿌ NOT @PENTAELZEROM.
@miedosermaldito
Cero arriba, m abajo y dilo con orgullo. Estar a la altura del lema de no tener miedo y conquista tus miedos en la batalla. ⓪ parody.
NOT @WWENXT
@actuaiiynxt
Watch #WWENXT , Tuesdays at 8/7c on USA Network! #WeAreNXT (parody)
The CW Sports
@thecw_sports
Home of WWE NXT, NASCAR Xfinity, ACC and Pac-12 sports and Inside The NFL.
Status stays shiny. ⛦ NOT @TheVibeBri
@fabismymoto
Choosing the hard way to find out that I live up to every aspect of my name, is proven to be extremely beneficial whenever someone is in need of smoke. parody.
𝐌y addiction is wrestling. ✶ Not @CMPunk.
@freezesoverhell
Many have laced up the boots, many have stepped into the square circle. Only one can truly be the best in the world. ➥ Parody account.
Starring bright in your gaze. 〢 NOT @annajay___
@seemystarafar
parody of @annajay___
Life in elegance. 〢 NOT @Ashamae_Sebera
@dropdeadelegant
parody of @Ashamae_Sebera
Cry about it. ◍ NOT @YaOnlyLivvOnce.
@outcryforhavoc
Whenever you feel like you have nothing left to live for, just take a moment to remember that I will always give you a reason to watch me. parody.
Business man. 𒌐 Not @TripleH
@suitwasplanb
Even the strongest of kingdoms need a ruler, who better than The King of Kings? However the circumstances are much different this time. ✠ Imitation of @TripleH.
Soul Surfer. 🌊NOT @SolRucaWWE
@ridingherwave
From the gymnasium to the biggest stage in wrestling, nothing will stop this surfer chick from being the very best in the ring. (PARODY)
Caution: champion. ᨸ NOT @TheTrinity_Fatu.
@placedonnotice
Wiped the smile off my face, and opened my eyes to the darker side. No longer do I play nice; it’s either step aside, or be traced by white lines. ᭝ parody, rp.
Bringing you to tears. ֜ NOT @YaOnlyLivvOnce. ֙
@youlivandlearn
Even if you’ve thoroughly convinced yourself you can contain every inch of your excitement, your willpower will cease to exist the second you watch me. parody.
Reap what’s sown. 𖢛 NOT @RheaRipley_WWE.
@homagetosatan
Before attempting to hurl a feeble crucifix in my direction, no amount of prayer could ever change the fact that I’m the demon that can’t be exorcised. parody.
Built for the pressure. ֜ NOT @BiancaBelairWWE. ֙
@whipthattrick
Whenever someone seeks a fitting description of me, remember that it will always be concluded with a simple three-letter acronym. parody.
Everything you’re not. 𖢛 NOT @tiffstrattonwwe.
@inmyowntier
If you’re looking to follow in my Louboutins, try to remember that comparing yourself to me will likely be the root cause of all of your insecurities. parody.
Taylicious, definition make them boys go loco.
@imageofadeity
She walks in with storms in her heart and battles in her eyes. ➵ not the real @taymelo, just a parody account.
୧ NOT @BiancaBelairWWE.
@establishestate
@BiancaBelairWWE Parody/Fan Acct. დ 𝙀-𝙎-𝙏 in the world, distinctly. Unmatched strength, unrivaled skills, and electrifying charisma pressurize greatness.