The devil in his own words

*cha-ching*

It's also easy to hide behind an American Iron Dome, incessantly attack women & children, and when they resist, whine and play the antisemitism card.

Unpopular opinion: Martin Tyler is overrated. Dull post-match after Dortmund's emphatic win in Paris. #PSGDOR #UCL Paris Saint-Germain Borussia Dortmund

#Chelsea are a work in progress, evidently. Lots of good stuff in the last weeks. Gallagher, Caicedo, Gusto, Nkunku, Cucurella -- will set things on fire next season. Jackson - needs to work on his decision making. #CHEBOU Premier League

Havertz might be more useful if he just sits in one corner of the pitch and do nothing. Spain vs Germany #EURO2024 #UEFAEURO2024 Kai Havertz

Spain's defence has better finishers than Germany's forwards. Havertz is picture-perfect toothless. #EURO2024 #UEFAEURO2024

Germany might have been better off replacing Havertz at 1' #EURO2024 #UEFAEURO2024

Oh dear Lord. Who thought putting athletes up in rented boats, randomly sized, grouping up countries onto one boat, all of this was a good idea? #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

What a nothing show this is. #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony

Is there a way I could fast-forward the #OpeningCeremony of #Paris2024 ?

The #OpeningCeremony perhaps shows the state #France is in. Confused. Yet pretentious enough. #Paris2024

Perhaps it might have been better if this #OpeningCeremony show was confined to a stadium. You really didn't have to put a whole city through this pain. #Paris2024

Disasi is having a torrid game so far. #BOUCHE

If Chelsea FC play the kind of passes they are doing right now, it'll be a surprise if they stay up. #BOUCHE

Chelsea have perhaps played as many clean passes to their opponents as they have to their own teammates. #BOUCHE

Disasi has been a rock tonight. As useless as a rock is on a football pitch. #BOUCHE

Anthony Taylor is in a bad bad mood tonight. At this rate, he'll show a yellow to the linesman soon. #BOUCHE

Mbappe should be terribly embarrassed. #ElClásico

#SackGambhir, anyone?