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RealitySucks

@cannotreality

Anti-ignorance. Anti-current GOP. Lost both parents to Covid. Dual citizen--US/UK. Pro-democracy! Support the šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦ people.

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calendar_today09-09-2020 20:30:22

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A man in Britain admitted to stealing nearly 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs, worth about $37,000, in what the local police described as an ā€œeggs-travagentā€ theft. nyti.ms/3Kcp1Ga

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Remember that time??? President Obama was minding his own business voting and a man called out — ā€œMr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend!ā€ #ThrowbackThursday

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Nothing annoys me more than how light suitcases look in movies. Dear directors, please let me pack them for a more realistic look.

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We all have a specific toilet paper that we use without compromise, right? Or, do some of you just use whatever is on sale?

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I feel like I've been extra busy lately. I can't really figure out why. My workload is a bit lighter this semester, but I do have far more kids coming to my office hours. My assignments are a bit shorter, but I seem to spend more time grading. None of it makes sense.

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Note: "Hopsitals: 0" That's a common issue across states that failed to expand Medicaid. Our hospitals have disappeared. Otherwise, stay safe everybody.

Brett Cross (@bcross052422) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the bullshit that myself and other parents of school shootings receive, constantly. I’m not looking for pity, just showing this to educate everyone. This shit doesn’t bother me, but it does bother others. There’s a lot of evil in this world.

This is the bullshit that myself and other parents of school shootings receive, constantly.

I’m not looking for pity, just showing this to educate everyone. 

This shit doesn’t bother me, but it does bother others. 

There’s a lot of evil in this world.
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My daughter (future KU band kid) said that she's not getting a purple hoodie, but she'd rock a "be like Jareem Dowling šŸ‡»šŸ‡®šŸ’Æ & Jerome Tang" shirt even if the lettering happened to be purple.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€

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How long is too long for the vacuum to be broken at your local carwash? Knowing darn good and well that it's had a broken sign on it since New Year's. Fix it already. I look real weird taking my house vacuum to the garage once a week.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ā€œConservatives pushing these child labor bills say they’re necessary bc companies are having trouble finding workers in a tight labor market. Rather than making jobs safer or better-paid, they’ve decided to exploit kids. Conservatism in a nutshell, really.ā€aaronrupar.substack.com/p/sarah-sander…