Wish they would’ve turned my boy Kendrick’s mic up smh

i need a shock collar for when im being a hater

I’d watch this unironically

I think so yeah

Club Penguin lasted longer than the Confederacy

I am very nice and I have an impeccable back scratching technique and yet,,, no bitches?

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

This lady called my job talmbout she in a pickle. I asked “what’s the dill” & she hung up on me. Tough crowd lmao

I said bad bunny wasn’t attractive and my niece was like “girl look at your baby daddy. You have no room to talk” lmfaoooo 😭😭😭 she got me there

i hate going bowling with people who are good at bowling like bro relax

i was an intern for james corden and as soon as he closed his office door he would drop the british accent then take off his fat suit and also his real name is jack the ripper