Ignoring my family to serve yours. #holidayseasonbegins #givethegiftof25% #waitandhate

When you're talking to a table and they ask you, "what do you do for a living?"

When u suddenly remember u forgot to ring in ur tables meal so u gotta act concerned&see what's the hold up.

Me running after my guest when they take both receipts with the tip on it Server_Life

"What do you have on draft?" is the most infamous stupid question ever assembled in a bar. EVER

Just because you're a regular here doesn't mean I: -know your usual -care even a little bit -will have a conversation with u

Do u ever sit in ur car for 5 minutes before your shift and have an existential crisis & think about what all ur money could buy in Mexico?

Idk I mean it's nice when people come in with trump hats on because any tip at all exceeds the expectations

"Oh wow my name is the same as yours- only in German" So you mean we could be distantly related? Hot. Here's my number

Starting a wall of shame full of numbers and horny notes guys leave me

Every girl knows that the kitchen guys are fuckboys that'll say crude shit to u all night long but the second they stop u feel ugly af

But the sign!!! #alwaysfridayinhere #haveityourway #norulesjustright #noplaceliketheneighborhood #something4every1

RT if you steal dip it to clean your bong

"I have to take a sip of water with every bite or I'll choke, just so you know" Ok great so my job just went serving to being a nurse

"This knife is dirty" Yeah most of them are

"Keep the change ya filthy animal" #allgoodtippersgotoheaven

When some asshole comes in 5 minutes before the kitchen closes x.com/foxygrandpa62/…

When your table is being rude AF and they have no idea that you have two jobs and can afford to lose one

When that annoying guy who's been hitting on you all night finally tips and leaves x.com/davidstassen/s…