Why is it that 10% tippers always demand 30% service? #badmath #philosophy #waitandhate

If you're an adult who orders a kid's meal, with all due respect, go and die. #waitandhate

If you think that you can treat your server like shit, then maybe you should go and love yourself. #bieber #fuckyourself #waitandhate

Once a customer pays n tips, they are officially dead to me. #getout #norefills #waitandhate

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I can't wait to quit so I can use this uniform to clean my toilet. #ReduceReuseRecycle #waitandhate

The irony of this job is that I feed everyone despite always being starving and malnourished. #waitandhate

Public Servants I cook for and serve to about 200 people a day. I know exactly what you mean.

Why do I always get stuck closing with the over-dramatic server who cries all the time? #notagain #gonnabealongnight #waitandhate

Nothing smells worse than the shoes of a server. #worsethanshit #worsethanpuke #fungusoncorns #callingDr.Scholls #waitandhate

Get some manners people!!

What do you think? #waitandhate

Yup! Public Servants

When parents try to get their kids to order and you're busy as sh*t! #waitandhate #justorderforthem

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bull" -W.C Fields #waitandhate #servercode

Some days I wonder what managers actually do!

Our waiter just correctly guessed I want my steak medium rare so I said well done and thus began our very own Who's On First routine.

Guy from HS- you STILL work here?" Me-you STILL eat here? #youregross #cholesterol #waitandhate

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I'm definitely the server on the left! 😎