I can not describe how happy my little Texas heart is.

A sex ed thread, based off a conversation I had at work today. (1/3)

Pegging isn’t gay. (2/3)

Saying a “vagina” looks like “roast beef” is incredibly normal, it’s called the Labia Minora. Lots of people with vaginas have them. (3/3)

If you say someone has a vagina that looks like roast beef, it automatically makes me believe you’ve only seen p*ssy in porn. (4/3)

I’ll just leave this master piece here. youtu.be/1sB9CXC-MdQ

I had such a great time watching Enjoy Wrestling! The best part was finally getting to meet my boys @aiden_v_e & @sidvonengeland!!

Falling Asleep on the Planet Fitness Hydromassage Bed: A Lesson on Sleep Deprivation #autobiography

In true old school wrestling fashion, we’re about to see three scrawny guys gain 50lbs of back muscle over night. #TheIronClaw #A24

If the sound of a lift chain on a rollercoaster doesn’t get you going… you must not have played Rollercoaster Tycoon.

Throw back to the very first one. #prowrestling

For the love of booker sanity. If you get booked months in advance, check your travel cost, then buy your tickets as soon as possible. Especially when your pay includes travel. Two weeks out isn’t the time to try to renegotiate pay to cover increase in travel cost.

My gym opens at 12am Monday morning. At 3:45am I was the 4th person in the gym. An empty gym is the best gym. #MondayMotivation

Random fact: I’m a sucker for a pressed penny!

Thanks twenty one pilots for spending 1,892 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Shy Away. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/3YQKmKG…

Thanks Stuff You Should Know for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 9,153 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/0ofXAdFIQ…

Time for a new chapter. Thank you.

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