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Natural beauty…

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Yeah, I’ve met me, it’s not new news that im a complete mess, you silly donuts.

Nice brain: you will have nutritious food and hydrate yourself today

Bitchy brain:

I can’t even argue…except the block thing. My life would be exponentially better if I’d tell people to fuck off WAAAYYYYY sooner…but once I do, I absolutely, LITERALLY, forget you exist. It’s disturbing on many levels 🤣

Gooooooood morning, all you brilliant rapscallions!!!

Monday is here and how lucky are we that we get to see it, when so many won’t.

So grab your tits, remind yourself how awesome you are, and don’t let people who don’t give a shit about you decide your mood today. Cuz fuck…

Juuuusssttttt I was not ready for this 😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Me: ohhhh you wanna mess with my man?! Bitch, you better get ready for my GENTLE TAPS OF FURY!!!!

If you dislike me, trust me, you’re not alone.

Ffs, Mittens, put it away 🙄😂

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My daughter turns four today. She’s exactly like me, and it scares the shit outta me 😂

Birthday, swimming, ranch time, and family. It’s a good day today 🥰

Go find or make some good in your day. Love you heathens 🖤

Happy Birthday to my sweet girl…you won’t be able to get…