Too sexy

Every girl has that one song that makes them involuntarily run to the dance floor and dance like a ho.

I always think staying up late is a good idea, at the time.

-a memoir

I love when douchey drivers get stuck behind other douchey drivers.
Enjoy your douche-karma, douche.

What is your favorite TV show theme song?

Going to torture my body and give my mind a break.

If you like my tweets, you’ll LOVE my books.

Just saying.

Jack E. Smith ⚖️ twitter.com/bidenhq/status…

This is Rocket Mortgage leaving me a daily voicemail into the void because I have them blocked 🤣

What would you do with this weird space?

Pair of eagles flying over my home!!

Jesse Grateful

Jesse Mince meat

just wanted to remind you...

you are beautiful
you are strong
you are loved
you are worthy
you are enough
you will be ok

Peacefully 😴

Love when The Fonz replies!

FINALLY!! A nudist library!

Some of you are weird.

Grill at my house tonight. Made sausages, hot dogs and some steak bombs with my brother and his daughter.

My niece: Uncle J, can I try sausage?
So she tries them and LOVES them.

Of course my brother is like “wtf, I can never get her to try new things!!”

The magic of Uncle J!

I have no idea what to even say here