Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

I just introduced an Iran War Powers Resolution with Rep. Ro Khanna to prohibit U.S. involvement in the Israel-Iran war. This is not our war. Even if it were, Congress must decide such matters according to our Constitution.

Bear ran across the Mountain Parkway in front of me today. It would not do to be chased by that guy.

It is absurd to accept that a world which can send men to the moon cannot join together to get food to everybody who needs it.

I don't get to write about a lot of good news, but this is a really big deal — the global fur industry has collapsed over the last decade. My rundown on the numbers and how it unfolded: vox.com/future-perfect…

Free idea: an app where every town can identify its Billy Ray's.

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

Imagine John Havlicek with a gather step.

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

Anthropic's conditions -- AI can't kill humans without a man in the loop, and no mass surveillance of Americans -- are 100% consistent with our military's values and pre-existing rules, and with the views of most people across partisan lines. Where the hell is Congress here?

WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT BAM ADEBAYO BROKE KOBE’S RECORD???? 83 POINTS!! HISTORY!!!

Nobody likes these AI guys left or right. Feels like this is a issue with 99% American consensus that they should be stuffed back in a locker