today’s gender is Lilo listening to Elvis gender of the day

Turns out we underestimated how many of you love Mexican Pizza. 7x more than we expected, to be exact. We are working as fast as we can to restock Mexican Pizza ingredients. We’ll need some time to replenish our supplies, but when it comes back, we promise it’s here to stay.

I bet you jazz will make it better.

there should be a discount on food delivery with proof of positive covid test. just sayin’

I used the old “I gave birth to you” on my daughter, she said “That was one time”.

welcome to the last 14 months of my 20s 🤷🏻‍♀️

I do not want to be a woman in the work force!!! I want to be a little creature drinking from a creek!!!!!!

NEW VACA ALBUM IS FINISHED

literally crying to every song of this Women of Country 90s + 00s playlist and dear Lord what is happening to little 7 year old Camille

I whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

[smashmouth voice] some BODY come get her she’s dancing like a stripper

drove to Camping World Stadium for ashy daddy and got Giordano's Pizza instead. it’s a strange world.

Me: How was your day? 12-year-old: Bad. Me: Why? 12: Other people. Me: Say no more.

I can’t lie, I miss Evos on a regular basis.

WE FOUND THE PHOTO

Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 14 - Frame 147 of 2834

Breaking Bad - Season 05 Episode 14 - Frame 2313 of 2834

#VanGogh of the Day: Trees in the Garden of Saint-Paul Hospital, October 1889. Oil on canvas, 73 x 60 cm. Private collection.

have you ever seen a butterfly playing with a puppy before? well now you have🦋