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Humans are so simple it’s adorable; years ago we as a species just decided that we’re gonna fry cheese and it will be the best thing and everyone will have their own version god bless us 😂

I’m sorry what tf you just say to me ?

My ADHD is an explanation, not an excuse. Sorry by brain chemicals are different than yours I’ll work on that *shouts at head* THEYRE GETTING ANNOYED OUT HERE

Please help locate an at-risk missing person. Derriyah Turner, 12, is at-risk due to age. She was last seen on January 31st in the 2500 block of Seamist Drive. Derriyah is 4'11" tall, 100 pounds, with brown eyes and brown braided hair

Before there was Shameless there was Malcolm In The Middle and y’all are pretending like you forgot

Everyone says ‘kick your Ass’ and no one blinks an eye. But I say I’m gonna ‘fist your butt’ ONCE and everyone loses their minds

“I be horny af when you stay over. Got a dick in me, like a Range Rover.” Hi im a rapper and this is my best work

Spreading my butt cheeks

Petition to change the spelling of ‘Wednesday’ to “Wensday.” All in favor say “Aye.”

I match energies so gahead, you decide how we gon act

Fire works? Well yeahh, i sure HOPE it does

I put the virgin in Neurodivergent

I’m 90% certain this is Lightyear

I wish to biologically make a baby, the man AND the woman had to cum. I feel like that would solve a lot of world issues

I shit before every shower. I call that my shampooh

Im such a good time for good people, but SUCH a bad time for bad people

Grumple Foreskin

Watching Cast Away on my international flight next to a first time flier. She wants to connect to my tv to watch a movie together… wwjd

Cameron Domasky do you think Brandon Farris has THAT DAWG IN HIM yet? *BARKS*