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linkhttps://lnk.bio/imbrandonfarris calendar_today05-03-2013 03:25:18

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

9 months ago

Don't disrespect my gifts!

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

Hey don't send us this again yeah?

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

9 months ago

Whatever you send we have to review!

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

What's so weird about coming home covered in lube and glitter?

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

Oh that's definitely haunted!

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

These cups are "Unbreakable"

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

I was in the new FNAF trailer!

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

I stand on breadness

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

9 months ago

I nearly drowned..

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

I live in a cage now

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

9 months ago

Hey we have an owie over here!

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

This is why you read the directions at least 30 minutes before swimming

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Brandon Farris

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9 months ago

Don't swim in sleeping bags. lesson learned

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Brandon Farris

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8 months ago

This tiny table is unbreakable!

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Brandon Farris

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8 months ago

If..

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Brandon Farris

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8 months ago

Inspire yourself

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Brandon Farris

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8 months ago

rest your weary feet in the eughs..

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

8 months ago

Looking for mermaids for "work opportunities"

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Brandon Farris

@imbrandonfarris

8 months ago

My biggest irrational fear..

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Brandon Farris

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8 months ago

You can't break this lantern

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