Everyone please retweet this so Michelob ULTRA, MY FAVORITE BEER, will send me a care package for my birthday🍺🎉🥳

hey Megan Thorman remember when you sold all my Nintendogs when I was like 10 me too

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

destroy the idea that repressing emotions is a sign of strength

the first cvs receipt, 1963 (colorized)

One day you’re a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you’re crying in a car wash

i don’t agree with the whole “ I’m giving people the same energy they give me “. I think you should give people your pure, truest energy, the realest version of you, and if they don’t appreciate you then you can walk away. why would you lower yourself just because they are low

no more awareness months. I have become too aware. I am aware of everything. I am constantly gripped by the crushing weight of my unending awareness. pls god make it stop

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

And I still don’t

i’m in at least the third circle of hell right now typing a 5 page paper at the last minute with Ashley singing Bohemian Rhapsody in my ear maybe: ashley

Message

Is it normal to set a timer instead of an alarm at night?

Honored to have received my first offer from the College of Wooster! Frank Colaprete Aeon A Blake

*after eating 5300 calories of chinese food in 1 sitting* is nausea a symptom of covid

So proud ❤️🤍