Fired after joining a gay softball league, Gerald Bostock wins landmark Supreme Court case wapo.st/2UHDqPZ

Ahhh good to see the healthcare system in fine form today 🤩

If you’re one of those “I mean I’m sorry you took it that way” assholes all I can say is I hope all your floors are paved with LEGO and all your shoes are missing.

Breaking News: In a tweet, President Trump, who is trailing in polls, floated the idea of whether to “delay the election” in November. He does not have that power. nyti.ms/39DjLHc

Suffragists were the original nasty women. 100 years ago today the #19thAmendment was ratified, granting women the right to vote. Women of color, however, were denied this right for yrs & still face barriers today. Let’s vote like our lives depend on it. Cartoon by Ann Telnaes

Baby boomers really be like "write me a passionate cover letter about why you want this job" and then ghost you.

Hello I have a confession and it's called I obsessively check my package tracking about 44 times an hour even though I know for a fact nothing will have changed since the last time, and that checking it will not make it go faster.

What does the true leader call an illegitimate win? A win.

If Mike Pence hates rule changing, wait until he hears about Mitch McConnell

7 million infected. More than 200,000 Americans dead. Nearly 30 million on some kind of unemployment. Failure of Leadership.  Despite all that they say the Trump/Pence administration still don’t have a plan. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris do.

I finally landed on a pile of shit that I’ve dreamed of!!

From personal experience, if you’ve ever caught yourself saying “wow, my cheese drawer is getting heavy”, you definitely have too much cheese.

Other people: this is my cat Peter, but his nickname is Chunkly because he’s kinda fat. Me: this is Moxie but her nickname is Binkledunk because that’s what her essence is if you could distill it into a gibberish word.

I’d like to know which one of you told the GOP that we can’t be bribed to vote for them? Because it’s true, but I would have appreciated 6-12 more “sorry our party torpedoed the nation despite your best efforts” checks.

Biden: Count every vote, no matter who it is for. Dumpster: Stop counting votes, unless they're for me, in which case count them three times to make up for all the frauds the Demoncrats did.

Today feels different. Together we can. #CupOfJoe

San Fran Solomita! Or, if as I suspect San Fran is unavailable, Not Julien would be dope too.

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

They knew this would happen, yet they continued to utterly disregard the Constitution. There will be accountability.

I am sickened by what is occurring at the U.S. Capitol. It is nothing less than domestic terrorism, enacted in an effort to overturn a free and fair election. The president has stoked this anti-democracy sentiment. He is responsible. He has always been responsible.