local woman prepares for tomorrow

It’s going to be a crow girl summer; hiding trinkets in the hollowed out stump of a tree, screaming loudly when snacks are located, holding grudges for generations…

I forget how much I love Vermont until it blooms all at once. 🪻💜

when you're over 5'10 people regularly assign you "tall person quests"

reached a new low (set a personal depth best!) 🤿 🌊

happy world ocean day ✨ 🌊

going to someone else’s wedding is sort of like the olympics of evaluating your life choices

🙋🏼‍♀️ ⛈️

Let me clear the air. I'm always down to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans just to go to the aquarium. The siren song of 6ft natural history museum haunts me. I'm thinking about botanical gardens as we speak.

The older I get the more secretly excited I get for fresh sheet night.

getting knocked around by the ocean is therapy

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

be the reason why your house is haunted

“Anything to declare?” Apollo crew: “Moon rocks.” Best day in this Hawaiian customs agent’s life.

Baseball is the only sport with enough downtime to support the melancholic soul. As a kid, I would block the sun with my glove and imagine it as a meteor coming down. In my final moments, would I run to my father in the dugout? Or my mother in the stands? I let a lot of runs in

when vampire weekend was like “who gives a fuck about the oxford comma” it’s just like… well, me! and frankly you should, too. if you’re not using oxford commas you’re messy and you’re chaotic and I don’t trust you

not a bad commute! 💛

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

moon dog tonight! ✨

It is always "Why is your bag so heavy?" and not "Wow, thank you so much for being prepared!" And honestly...that just hurts.