Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

I’m fucking heated. Haven’t been this angry in years.

Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks

Just spent about twenty seconds in the gas station SPIRALING that they were playing the same obscure 2008 song I was just listening to in my car, until I realized the song was coming from my pocket and not the gas station’s speakers.

This one play made me barely care about CFB for the next 2-3 seasons.

“Bot, or unmedicated schizophrenic?” is becoming my most commonly-played game when scrolling this app.

“A boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!” is one of my favorite jokes every fall since I started playing dynasty FF.

this is a ham. would be a shame if someone put an s and an e next to it

How in the absolute fuck is more of MAGA not embarrassed that they drank the whole Kool-Aid pitcher and then asked for seconds from a total man-child like this.

This is not good news

🚨Alvin Kamara confirms that his 2025 NFL season are there were once they are did. He became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a running back and football began. Congratulations AK 🤍

ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow