👑: I've been away so long I didn't know this was a glitch... Geeze, I wonder how else this app will crash....

Today's journal entry: I thought about what it would be like to not have to worry about my image. I'd like one day to just... I guess go wild and just do what I want to do. But that would require a lot of protection...

... Well. They may not be... but my ass is.

Today's journal entry: * It's barely legible * I hate being sick. The dizziness, the exhaustion, and everything about it just infuriates me.

"Mental stability? Don't know her."

"Zelda avoiding the question of "Did you take a bath this week?" mission. Stealth level max." She really needs to take care of herself right now...

"I did not have sexual relations with that Bokoblin." Looks over at the other three. "Them? I plea the fifth."

"I just jogged the castle grounds! I'll take a bath after I get some water..."

". . . Both save... time and... Are you suggesting we bathe together?" Forgive her, she is not mentally sound.

"Just the fact that Nintendo are confirming I'm a monster fucker by taking down fan art is insane.... It's true... but insane." . . . "WAIT! DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"

"Sheik, I'm so sorry. But you're under contract. You are literally the only Sheikah who can transform into me!"

RUDE

I swear to Hylia. I'm going to scream if they make any more canonical changes to my personality! First it was the "Anal?" thing they took down. Then it was you getting fucked be every guard in the castle AND the yiga! Now it's me fucking bokoblins! WHAT NEXT!? MALON AND HORSES!?

Zoned out deep in thought. 💭

"I don't know why people compare me to the Silent Princess... I'm not very quiet."

Good mornign everyone. The Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time is a castle. It has crenellated walls. Just a defensive position in the middle of a forest. I feel like we don't talk about this enough from a lore perspective.

How do I sum up most of my day to day?

She's not responsible for things Sheik did while transformed into her.