17 vs now 🤓

questions I have whenever I watch a hockey match 1) is that ok 2) is that allowed 3) is pushing fine 4) was that necessary (seems mean)

#NewProfilePic

if Pete Ricketts ruins my wedding… jail !!!

I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.

this tweet is still important

Looks like CTH to me.

Wordle 226 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 is this who i am now

Dibs. 🥰

Wordle 243 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 This is the first time I haven’t gotten the wordle and I’m mad about it for obvious reasons

Is Omaha…a cool team now?

#MyTwitterAnniversary

Crash

I think the most midwestern thing about me is my love for a good casserole

*me wondering why my back hurts so bad at age 24* Me at ages 20-23:

pot hOleMAHA (this was funnier in my head)

“Biden didn’t do this to us… the Republicans did it too.” OOP Nikki Haley has entered the chat. #GOPDebate