Uncomfortable truth: The customer doesn’t care about your “product”. They don’t care about your “solution”. The only thing they care about is whether it is written in Haskell or not

I asked Salma about website performance and it went about the way you’d expect

People at meetups don't use twitter anymore and look at me funny when I suggest they reach me that way. LinkedIn is ascendant.

I have never played any of the Fallout games and know zero about them, will the show make any sense to me if I try it?

In before we call this 'bunson'.

venture capital

Apparently a thing some people routinely do is make a bunch of slides and then just roughly remember what they were going to say in response to each slide without speaker notes, I cannot imagine being able to do that.

My brother you make shoes, you haven't been disruptive since *checks* 8000BC.

I have been composing this post about the state of open-source funding for *checks watch* 2 years.

Joe Biden has emailed me 4 times in the last hour.

So you're saying it's CSS?

'There's no way she can make this watchable' is also a thing I incorrectly thought about a Barbie movie so I guess this is happening.

*Humans* are bad at detecting sarcasm, AI has no chance. Beware sentiment analysis.

[hollow laughter]