some days I think about how hard romal is probably working and i’m sitting with a group of 4 year olds coloring a dinosaur that’s eating pizza.

fiancés are like pancakes. no shame in throwing the first one out.

“you think i’m a bad driver?” *immediately hits a curb*

tonight romal & I sat next to each other on our date 💃 idk it was way better than sitting across from each other

asked romal to go with me to Emo night this friday & I said “I won’t black out this time” 😆 rough night

I can’t keep doing these cold ass soccer games 💀

I got 3 jars of pickles for teacher appreciation week 🫶🏼💀

i’ve learned to enjoy my own company a lil too much

dumpster was blowing across the yard so I ran out and got it, almost blew away with it & put it IN THE HOUSE instead of the garage bc I panicked 😭💀

left work 6 min ago & have to go back bc a kid pulled the fire alarm 🤪

Nobody; My brain: yeah glo!

i’m about to go stand in the mirror and say food stamps 3x

saw my psych 2 weeks ago told her life was good & I go back in 2 days with 7 inches less of hair & bright green roots 💃💃

my mechanic came to get my car to fix my brakes and as he’s leaving the parking lot he pulls over bc my tire is flat 🙃 when it rains it pours and I am over it lol

what a horrible night lol who knew as grown ass women some still had to be mean girls.

I had to fire my first employee today and that was such a shitty feeling

5 am gym sessions are good for the soul

Just did my first spin class that was wild

tbh my apartments gym having a locker room, sauna & tanning beds makes my life a lot easier 💀