First tweet this week to make me burst out laughing

my mom when i laugh at my dad’s joke

I'm ok with this.

i drink you twice to be sure

When i yell 6 7 to my little cousins but instead of following the trend they just say "grown ass man btw" and walk away

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:

When you're sharing some gossip with your man and he asks you to stay out of other people's business

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides >>

Vete a la verga vine a unos mariscos y ya que pedí todo me salen con la mamada que no venden cheve puta madre como vas a tragar mariscos con agua como si fueras perro aghhhhhh

My dad finding out I drive to the gym, just to walk on a treadmill.

When the joke is good but it's about you

When the new employee whom I am training, start giving good suggestions on how to improve the processes I created

The non-drinkers watching Jesus leave after turning all the water at the wedding into wine

i’m afraid few things will ever be as funny to me as this image

Hicieron una CONFERENCIA DE DERMATOLOGIA en HAWAII. Las imágenes son épicas 🌞

life after changing the sheets, tidying up your room, taking a shower, and doing skincare

time to bring this edit back