You know, I understand the whole "teens won't get as good of sleep if we end #DaylightSavingTime" thing, but is it really that hard to just start school later? Even just highschool? The problem is the start time, not the number our clocks say when that start time arrives.

I draw 8601 in the dirt on your rear window so everybody knows we're dating

There needs to be a book written on the ending of #AttackOnTitan S4E20

It says SO MUCH about the job market when my legitimate, immediate reaction to an offer is "wait, really? Only 3 rounds of interviews? That's it?"

I assume my dog smelling the same telephone poll twice on a walk comes from the same place as me refreshing Reddit after skimming three pages, hoping to see something new.

Getting really proficient with Adobe's software. It's to the point where I can make premiere crash faster than it can autosave! #winning

Some people run their computer into the ground to fold proteins or mine crypto. I do it to render and re-render a video about a telepathic dog over and over with slight variations. We all know who's using their resources better.

I don't know if you need this in your life. Heck, I don't know if anyone needs this in their life. But it was fun to make, it has a cute dog, and I got to write a ton of puns, so I love it ♥ Hope it can make your day a little bit more interesting! youtu.be/jzx5h4omNF0

Guess I'm doing the snapchat now - only like 5 years late 🙃 HMU - cache_miss000

The bugs on those "make video callers make eye-contact with the camera" features must have been horrifying.

Now up on #Youtube is Hawthorn's Journey! Check out the fun antics this week brings in our West Marches journey through BLUE ROSE!🌹 youtu.be/3EpI5LLaY6s Feat: Anthony Gonzalez Ian Gorham Tommy From Black Dragon Gaming Aubrey Vakarian 🔜 PAX U!!! Steven Schwartz Green Ronin Publishing #TTRPG #BLUEROSE #dnd

Hey, good news! graphics cards are now only 2x what they're supposed to cost. What an improvement 🙃 arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/0…

All this traffic in #seattle sucks, but there's really not much to do about it except for Biden your time

Headline today: "Facebook shrugs off it's fear of losing users" Their **daily** active user base is about 25% of earth's population... I think they're good

Me: *Gets close to the #HollowKnight end game* Hollow Knight: Hey, you remember Kaizo Mario? Me: ... Yeah, why?

Academic study is great and all, but when it comes to dealing with multithreading, there's nothing more valuable than experience gained from the School of Hard Locks (... I'll see myself out)

Put another 32GB in my computer. After Effects ate it all within 2 minutes. If sins are relative I think we're all safe when it comes to 'gluttony'.