Cabbage Guy *DOUBTS THAT THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN*

Cabbabe

*Is not here*

Cabbage~.

For a fun time dress cabbabe up like mom and yell at it like dad

*Kills Jet with a Cabbage Launcher.*

"Jet: || Okay this is too legit Cabbage Guy" *Kills Jet with a Cabbage Bomb.* 3... 2... 1... *Runs for the hills.*

For holloween maybe you can put some cabbabes under your shirt and pretend they are a girls bobs

Savage...

Instead of Beats By Dre maybe there could be Beats By Cabbabe where you just tape two cabbabes to your head

"Jet: Buy my mixtape" Your parents would, but they're dead.

|| Probably should deactivate this account...

You can try to teach a cabagbe how to drive but he will just sit there and look out the window

Long live the cabbage...

"Cabbage Facts: daddy" Yes, my child?

Fuck her right in the cabbage!

C A B B A G E S

"@SeisPantera: "Weaklings everywhere"" All I see is you.

"@SeisPantera: Glares Cabbage Guy "What was that?"" Did I stutter?