SPOOKY SCARY HIPPOS

KORRASAMI WHY NOT HIPPOSAMI HAHAHA PLEASE ASAMI THE HIPPO IS LONELY

@MetalOfficerZei HIPPO NEEDS A WOMAN IN HIS LIFE HIPPO IS CURRENTLY EMOTIONALY UNSTABLE

HELLO WE HAVEN'T MET BEFORE BUT THE HIPPO IS TO BE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND MAYBE @CEO_Asami_Sato

HIPPO GOT FRIENDZONED ALREADY, HIPPO SAD

“@MetalOfficerZei: "To all the single ladies looking for some luvin', The Hippo would make a great husband."” THIS MAN GETS IT

HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS HIPPO HAS TO OFFER AS A HUSBAND:

1. HIPPO IS BIG AND STRONG, HIPPO WILL PROTECT HIS LADY

2. HIPPO IS SORTA DECENT AT TROWING ROCKS AT PEOPLE NOT AT YOU THO BECAUSE DOMESTIC ABUSE IS NOT OK WITH THE HIPPO

3. ... EHM.. HIPPO EATS MOST OF YOUR FOOD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GAINING WEIGHT?

HIPPO WILL NOW BE ON HIATUS FOR 2 YEARS TILL ALL THE SHIPPERS HAVE CHILLED THE FUCK OUT TUUDUDU

HIPPO ALMOST HAS 1.700 FOLLOWERS! HIPPO ISN'T SURE IF THAT'S ALOT SINCE HIPPO CAN'T COUNT PAST 3

AT 1.700 HIPPO WILL POST NUDES

WAIT WHY DOES THE HIPPO HAVE 0 FOLLOWERS NOW

THAT MIGHT BE TRUE BUT HIPPO HAS NO DESIRE TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO BENDS HIS FARTS 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷

// oh yeah if i don't follow u back just tell me haha. Going through the list and checking active people and whatnot is too much work 😬

// S/O to @MetalBending_PF, cool dude.

GUESS WHO ISN'T DEAD

@touch_The_Hippo THE HIPPO LOVES THIS PAGE IT GETS THE HIPPO STAMP OF APPROVAL

WHY ARE PEOPLE ARGUING OVER A DRESS HIPPO IS CONFUSED