Shout out to everyone who gives the "phonecall" icon prominence on their homescreen despite using it like three times a year

A City in a Bottle 🌆 <canvas style=width:99% id=c onclick=setInterval('for(c.width=w=99,++t,i=6e3;i--;c.getContext`2d`.fillRect(i%w,i/w|0,1-d*Z/w+s,1))for(a=i%w/50-1,s=b=1-i/4e3,X=t,Y=Z=d=1;++Z<w&(Y<6-(32<Z&27<X%w&&X/9^Z/8)*8%46||d|(s=(X&Y&Z)%3/Z,a=b=1,d=Z/w));Y-=b)X+=a',t=9)>

Hard Drive The reason you’re not that funny is because you’re woke. Humor relies on an intuitive & often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie, which is why nobody laughs.

Opening Twitter to find out I could have 9x’d the Trump NFTs

This is peak UI design.

Its tuesday already and no new features from Claude 👀👀 #hypetrain #nothingnewtovibe

The UK's censorship agency, Ofcom, issued 4chan with a giant fine today. We responded to Ofcom with a giant hamster today.

There are 100 billion stars in the universe. If each star donated $170 to the United States they would be debt free. #Broke

Apparently, Mac now supports Windows /via Elsje Borms