BREAKING: UFC fighter Brandon Royval, after refusing to fight at the White House: “I don’t give a fuck about any of our political figures right now, and it’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fucking shit. I don’t give a fuck to fight

We're so back

sharpened our pencils in the middle of class

And in a few years when there’s a shortage of nurses republicans will somehow still blame the democrats.

only a terrible person would complain that their taxes are going to feeding children

It was corporations and billionaires that took it from you, not the people they want you blaming.

Jews quoting Hitler on National Israeli TV 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

andrew tate when his opponent isn’t a woman:

The American government is busy sending millions to Israel to fund a genocide and their lifestyle while they got beef broth coming out of their school taps.

I’ve been a white male for 60 years and no one has ever asked me to apologize. What f’ing planet do these weirdos live on? Why is this guy such a dork?

White men are 98% of Presidents, 98% of US senators, 94% of the Supreme Court, 90% of the House of Representatives, 90% of CEO’s while making up only 30% of the population… YOUR OPPRESSION IS NONEXISTENT.

No this is fine. The North remembers The Lickening.

you have the easiest access of guns in the entire planet and yall are saying you cant do anything holy fuck we cant trust anything to you yankees how can you be this useless

I remember someone saying that in a few years people are going to act like they were never MAGA

No one will get arrested. Because they are all in on it.

It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people

This is what T. Rex actually looked like